1) You can GET chocolate.
2) "If you love me, you'll swallow that" has real meaning
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) Two People of the same sex can have chocolate without
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind.
8) You can safely havae chocolate while you are driving.
9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
working hours without
upsetting your co-workers.
11) You can have chocolate any time of the month.
12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13) When you have chocolate it does not keep the neighbors awake.
14) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face
15) You can as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
16) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
18) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
19) Good chocolate is easy to find.
20) With chocolate, size doesn't matter.