TERMS BACKUP
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What you do when you run across a skunk in the
woods |
BAR CODE
|
Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern |
BUG
|
The reason you give for calling in sick |
BYTE
|
What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro |
CACHE
|
Needed when you run out of food stamps |
CHIP
|
Pasture muffins that you try not to step in |
TERMINAL
|
Time to call the undertaker |
CRASH
|
When you go to Junior's party uninvited |
DIGITAL
|
The art of counting on your fingers |
DISKETTE
|
Female Disco dancer |
FAX
|
What you lie about to the IRS |
HACKER
|
Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking |
HARDCOPY
|
Picture looked at when selecting tattoos |
INTERNET
|
Where cafeteria workers put their hair |
KEYBOARD
|
Where you hang the keys to the John Deere |
MAC
|
Big Bubba's favorite fast food |
MEGAHERTZ
|
How your head feels after 17 beers |
MODEM
|
What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall |
MOUSE PAD
|
Where Mickey and Minnie live |
NETWORK
|
Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line |
ONLINE
|
Where to stay when taking the sobriety test |
ROM
|
Where the pope lives |
SCREEN
|
Helps keep the skeeters off the porch |
SERIAL PORT
|
A red wine you drink with breakfast |
SUPERCONDUCTOR
|
Amtrak's Employee of the year |
SCSI
|
What you call your week-old underwear |