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Britney is going mad against Christina
Well, Britney already thought she had won the championship. She only needed one point, but Christina made her angry during and after the fight. All the time Christina sang in Britneys ears which Britney could not stand. She went totally crazy during the fight and lost her control, so it was easy for Christina to win this fight. Afterwards Britney was just as mad as cow and she talked about revenge against J.Lo and winning the championship anyway.

J.Lo salsa against Pamela
Jennifer Lopez did the salsa dance against Pamela. It totally confused Pamela. She tried to danced back with the "macarena", but it was too late. Jennifer scrumbled her in the ring and mudfaced her bigtime! J.Lo knew, that if she would win this fight, it's between her and Britney in the last fight in this mud championship race. So, she gave her all...

Anna - Whitney; game set match!
Anna fights better in the mud than on the tennis-court lately. Even Anna agreed on that when talking to our reporter. "Whitney is really getting old" she said and laughed. Anna also said: "I AM BACK" and explained that she has a new coach to help her in the fighting ring; Arnold "I'LL BE BACK" Schwarzenegger. If the Terminator also would become her new tennis-coach, she would not tell.


Next round 5 over two weeks...

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Britney Spears AGAINST Jennifer Lopez
Whitney Houston AGAINST Pamela Anderson
Anna Kournikova AGAINST Christina Aguilera

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Pam lost it by a nipple
Yeah, finally "curly" Christina won her first mudfight in this championship. It was close, but she beat Pamela "persuing" Anderson. Pamela couldn't get a grip on Christina's new way of fighting. Looked like Christina used new tactics of fighting, namely, annoying Pamela by squeezing Pamela's nipples all the time. It made Pam so mad, that she lost control, chased Christina through the whole mud-arena, which gave Christina the opportunity to make her points. Wonderful but strange fight, very amusing for the audience and this reporter :-)

Britney knows how to use a tennisball
Britney is unbelievable. Who is gonna stop her winning this mudfighting event? Anna "banana" Kournikova tried to stop her, again by using her tennis-racket, the same way she won her previous fight. But Britney answered fantastically. She used tennis-balls to stop Anna's attacks with her racket. Each time Anna came close to beat the hell out of Britney, miss "super" Spears smashed a tennis-ball in her face. Anna cried, cursed and chased like a tornado, but it didn't help, Britney outsmarted her and won the fight by throwing muddy tennis-ball. Game, set and match!

Jennifer wins against Whitney
Jennifer "juicy" Lopez, can she keep up with Britney? Looks like it, because she beat Whitney Houston in a dull mudfight. The audience complained; 'boooh, go home...', but the girls were not at their best and did not even an attempt to make it good for the crowd. Already in the first minute, Whitney got stuck beneath Jennifer, face in the mud and Whitney already gave up. Afterwards Whitney complained that Bobby Brown was in the audience which caused her a lack of concentration. Jennifer replied with; "I would have won this fight anyway, because I'm a Latino, baby...!" What the hell that means, nobody knows, but she won it anyway, which keeps the competition exciting between Britney and Jennifer.


Next round 4 over two weeks...

P R O G R A M M
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Britney Spears AGAINST Christina Aguilera
Pamela Anderson AGAINST Jennifer Lopez
Anna Kournikova AGAINST Whitney Houston

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Britney kicks Pam's ass
Oops...looks like miss "super" Spears is heading to win the total mudwrestle championship. After winning from Whitney Houston, now Pamela Anderson tasted the dirt. Pamela saw every corner of the mud-pit. Most of the time Britney sat on Pam, laughing and shuffled her 'boops'. Pamela didn't have a chance. Even ex-husband Lee was there to make her an angry bitch, so she would wrestle better against Britney, but unfortunately for her it didn't help.

Whitney doesn't need a bodyguard
Surprisingly, Whitney "hurly" Houston won her second fight against Christina Aguilera. Everyone thought Whitney would finish last in this championship, but after losing her first fight, she really scrambled Christina's beautiful hair this time. Whitney does not need a Kevin "bodyguard" Koster after all, people laughed after her first lost fight. We'll see if "hurly" Houston can keep this up and surprises us all again.

Kournikova uses her racket this time
Well, Anna "banana" Kournikova really enjoyed the crowd again this time. Not only she throwed mud to the crowd and ofcourse her opponent Jennifer Lopez, but she also made the mudfight for "juicy" Jennifer a living tennis-hell. It looked like the game would end in a draw, so Kournikova decided to use more drastically tactics. She found a tennis-racket in the crowd and beat the crap out of Jennifer. Jennifer tried to react with picking up a microphone somewhere, but it was too late. Anna "banana" knocked Jennifer out. "Ace...", she shouted!


Next round 3 over two weeks...

P R O G R A M M
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Pamela Anderson AGAINST Christina Aguilera
Jennifer Lopez AGAINST Whitney Houston
Anna Kournikova AGAINST Britney Spears

Britney humiliates Whitney
Miss "super" Spears won her first fight against Whitney "hurly" Houston. Whitney did not even have a chance to win this thing. From the start it was obvious that Whitney was the weakest and could expect a lot of dirt coming her way. Whitney had to give up in just 54 seconds in the usual 5-minutes fights. Looks like miss Spears has put her mind on winning this championship.

Escape Jennifer against Christina
"juicy" Jennifer almost lost her first fight. The whole time "curly" Christina managed to press Jennifer's face in the mud, but each time Jennifer escaped. Just 20 secs before the gong, Jennifer held Christina under her arms that strong and pressed so hard that "curly" Christina had to give up and lost therefore her first fight. Christina's first comment was: "Jennifer's way of ghetto-fighting did me lose the game eventually, luckily I sing better anyway..."

Pamela uses her breasts to win
This fight was the strangest and most funniest mudfight ever seen. "persuing" Pam used her breasts to crush Anna "banana" Kournikova. Anna reacted with using her hair to strangle Pam's throat. After 5 minutes of fighting and without a winner, the jury had to decide who had won; PAM. Anna was furious and almost tried to strangle the jury this time.


Next round 2 over two weeks...

P R O G R A M M
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Pamela Anderson AGAINST Britney Spears
Whitney Houston AGAINST Christina Aguilera
Anna Kournikova AGAINST Jennifer Lopez